This week on The Firmware Update, Joe and Malcolm have their childhoods ruined in one fell swoop by a giant cuckolding racist. Also, Hideo Kojima and Guillermo del Toro think that they’re still going to make a game, Joe encounters a meat mage, and much more!

Talking Points: Epithetmania runs wild; erasing Kojima in Ground Zeroes; Kojima and Del Toro are still besties; rampant abuse forces a CEO to step down; “Super” news about additions to Street Fighter V; FIFA 16 finally gives women their due; Odin Sphere gets the HD treatment; Persona 4: Dancing All Night finally has a North American release date; Assassin’s Creed creator gives us a nonviolent trip through human history; Resident Evil Revelations 2 comes to Vita soon; the best Green Lantern.

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Hosts: Malcolm Spinedi (@PSMalc) & Joe Garcia (@Wons23)

Music: “Eyes on the Prize” (Intro) & “No More Lies” (Outro) by George and Jonathan