This week on The Firmware Update, Joe and Malcolm have their childhoods ruined in one fell swoop by a giant cuckolding racist. Also, Hideo Kojima and Guillermo del Toro think that they’re still going to make a game, Joe encounters a meat mage, and much more!
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Firmware Update 1.53 – Please Understand
This week on The Firmware Update, Joe and Malcolm reflect on the tragic passing of Nintendo President and CEO Satoru Iwata and the unprecedented 30-year legacy he leaves behind. Also, Malcolm reviews Godzilla on PlayStation 4, Randy Pitchford is out of his damn mind, and much more.
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Firmware Update 1.52: Batman: Arkham Knight – Reviewed!
This week on The Firmware Update, Joe & Malcolm dive into arguably the biggest game of the year so far, as the two review their experience with Batman: Arkham Knight. They also go over the big winners from E3 2015, throwing more shade at Destiny, and much more! Continue reading
Firmware Update 1.51: Season Two
This week on The Firmware Update, an overhaul is long overdue following 150 episodes of the same ol’ same ol’, so Joe brings something new to the table — brutal, unfeeling efficiency and news on the latest Apple products and services! But it’s pretty much mostly just PlayStation still.
Firmware Update 1.49: Existential Trials
This week on The Firmware Update, Joe and Malcolm’s minds reel at generation-spanning riddles sprinkled in goofy motocross games, read community predictions for E3 2015, and much more!
Firmware Update 1.48: Gearing Up for E3 2015
This week on The Firmware Update, Joe and Malcolm prepare for E3 2015 by engaging in the industry’s favorite pastime: wild and baseless speculation! Tune in for their predictions, plus thoughts on Fallout 4, Uncharted: The Nathan Drake Collection, and much more!
Firmware Update 1.46: Comeback Kids
This week on The Firmware Update, Joe and Malcolm aren’t the only ones returning from a prolonged absence, as Koji Igarashi announces a throwback to his Castlevania heyday. Also, E3 2015 is all but locked down, Ubisoft unveils Assassin’s Creed Syndicate, and much more!
Firmware Update 1.45: Arkham Blight
This week on The Firmware Update, WB Games details all that’s included in Batman: Arkham Knight’s season pass, which is still largely a ripoff. Plus, the long-awaited Mirror’s Edge sequel is less than a year away, and Ubisoft prepares for one of the most obvious reveals of all-time.
Firmware Update 1.44: Hill Kill
This week on The Firmware Update, Malcolm angrily mourns the death of Silent Hills, as inevitable as it was. Also, Sony’s latest financials, obvious AAA sequels, and Square Enix ponders fan feedback for Final Fantasy XV.
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Firmware Update 1.43: A Spike Lee Joint
This week on The Firmware Update, Joe and Malcolm talk about the decline of preorders, Square Enix’s plans for E3 2015, NBA 2K16 doing the right thing, and much more in a news-tastic episode. Also, Malcolm fumbles through a crime scene.
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